April 2008
Former NFL player Lundy charged with drug offense... →
I keep waiting for the mugshot to wink at me. Wahoos, you know what I’m talkin’ about.
Grand Theft Auto IV: Someone Else’s Review →
YTMND →
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IDK MY BFF J
Bobby: so i'm using the 'plotter' at the library
Bobby: giant printer for making posters
J: right
Bobby: i would love to just print a huge poster of my wang
J: that thing is the shit
Bobby: like 42x36
J: a wangster
Bobby: yes!
J: I say go for it
J: frame it too
J: make it classy
Bobby: 200 dollar frame
J: totally
J: wang it up on your wang
Bobby: i was thinking my ceilwang
Bobby: lay on my bed and wangup at it
J: that could be wangerous
J: what if it wangs on you in the middle of the wang?
Bobby: i'll just let it wang and not wagny about it
Bobby: wang can you do? am I wang about that?
Bobby: you're wanging about this from the wang wangle
J: all I'm wanging is that you can never be to wangful
J: you don't want to wang yourself into a situation where you could get seriously wanged up
Bobby: you're wang, you're wang. I'm just young and wangless. you're wanging out for me and here I am wanging you're wangings
J: i wangerstand where you wang from though. Somewangs we all wang ourselves in a wanguation where the wang looks wanger on the other side of the wang. But when that happens, you just need to wang back and wang about it, and really wang on what the wang thing to wang is.
Bobby: wang you for wanging out for me. best wangs for wanger?
J: wangways
Weather Jokes, Close to Home
Bobby: man, how'd you let that tornado hit your area
Bobby: you shoulda stopped that sucker single-handedly
J: I'm sorry dude I fucked up big time
Bobby: surriusly
J: I was playing simcity and I totally meant to summon the monster
but I clicked tornado instead
Bobby: dagger!
J: :(
At least 200 injured as severe storms hit Virginia... →
Holy crap.
Film History
Bobby: megz got me this: http://twitpic.com/mlo
Kevin: "The Funniest Picture in 30 Years!"
Bobby: what was the last funny movie before it?
Kevin: that movie of the train arriving from France
Goodbye, Formative Years →
“I’m so glad I chose possum over handsaw.”
– Adam
I Also Love Gravity Bongs and Our Lord Jesus... →
O'Meara Podcast Takes 9th - 4/24 - Mike O'Meara's... →
Where do I start?: POP TART GRIPES →
“I have gone to see a movie before just so I can sit there in a dark room with a...”
– Snack, the Snack and Soda Show
Versatility Made Twitter What It Is Today →
Wii Owners Don't Buy Games [Attachment] →
On Their New House
J: 4 bedrooms
2 baths
1 kitchen
1 living room
1 karate fitness center
Bobby:
J: exactly
it is for fombat
kombat
also fombat
Bobby: most people dont even take fombat into account these days
J: I know, it used to be so integral
Bobby: ugh modernization
J: for every step forward, I sometimes feel we as a society take two steps back
IGN Watermark in Okami Cover Art [Okami] →
The 80s Muxtape →
And Take Off Those Pleather Jackets --You're... →
It Can Be Inherited →
Lifestyle Water Bottles - "144 bottle designs, 22... →
really…?
“Oh, you wrap anything in a tortilla and I’d eat it. The tortilla is like...”
– Rob Cantrell
BAFTA Cancels 2008 Videogame Awards →
Couldn’t get Ronnie Corbett?
Fair use on campus: publishers sue school over... →
Obama is Visting NC State Tomorrow
Kevin: Obama charged with being elitist...my question is, "when was the last time you read Derrida, Foucault, or Barthes for fun ?"
Bobby: way to take him down a peg!
Kevin: yaya, now he is salt of the earth
Kevin: a real regular joe
$75,000 Chair is Made of Pandas. PANDAS!... →
A form of design that derives from lifes most... →
Donkey Kong? →
Taj Poker Stabbing | Death Over a $1/2 No-Limit... →
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